A compendium of sixteen of his most popular stories, "The Incredibly Normal Adventures of RoosterBoots" makes any book collection complete!  Its pages are twice as absorbent as the leading bargain brand, and the durable waterproof cover doubles as an excellent place to set drinks if you can't find a coaster.

As General George Patton would have said, "It's not only a pleasure to read these new yarns, spun from the mind of a true master...it's every American's patriotic duty!"

What are Readers Saying?

"I couldn't put it down.  I was reading it in the bathroom and I didn't want it to touch the floor.  Can the cover be wiped clean with ammonia, or will that hurt it?"  ...Frank L. Wright

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"My wife loved the title. She will probably read the book."  ...Thundermug

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"Garrison Keillor on a motorcycle! A great start to my colonoscopy prep day!"  ...Bug Doctor

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"I always enjoy your ramblings. Great reading!" ...Old Tucker

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"Walmart sells condoms? Yeehaw!" ...Hagger

All RoosterBoots material and images are protected under U.S. copyright laws, and in some other countries where chickens are worshipped the same way ancient Egyptians did the cat.  Reproduction of RoosterBoots' material in any form (including, but not limited to, xerographic, electromagnetic, photographic, hieroglyphic,  email, tracing the screen onto thin paper with a #2 pencil,  or reading the stories out loud) is strictly prohibited and can result in legal action, imprisonment, false arrest, beatings, waterboarding, or unnecessary dental procedures.